Friday, February 02, 2007

Molly Ivans dead

Molly Ivans, the American journalist and humorist who once said of Ronald Reagan "if you put his brains in a bee, it would fly backwards" and that "if he gets even more sedate, we will have to water him twice a week.", died yesterday.

Her colums on the Iraq war is almost earily accurate in its predictions. For example, on Nov. 19, 2002: “The greatest risk for us in invading Iraq is probably not war itself, so much as: What happens after we win? ... There is a batty degree of triumphalism loose in this country right now.”


She was both insightful and very funny. Her take on the American gun lobby is particularly hilarious:

"I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives."

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